Bloodhound Gang // MOPE

We gonna drop this next bomb
For a money makin' playa
That ain't with us no mo
Yeah, Notorious B.I.G.
Hell no, we gonna do this
For a gangbanging thug
That never seen it comin'
Yeah, Tupac Shakur
Nah bitch, I'm talkin'
'Bout motherf***in' Falco and ****
What?
Falco?
Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus

Tried to OD on the Cold-Eeze
"Golden Girls" got me
"Sweatin' To The Oldies"
Hanging out like Double Ds
Sip Long Island Iced Teas
Wrote to Mayor McCheese
"Send a Shamrock Shake please"
Three o' Clock on the dot
Time to cruise for Eighth graders
Rather tape the Weather Channel
So that I can watch it later
Reruns of Rerun so What's Happening?
Dee's knocked up and Rog on crack again
Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy
Make whoopie to
A batch of Silly Putty
Make a Spam and Colgate
Sandwich and ate it
Go through National Geographic
And draw panties on the natives
So I like to dance naked
In front of my pets
But my cat was inattentive
So I sent him UPS
Playin' spin the
Bottle with my mom
I watch Cops with no pants on

Must've blown a fuse
Nothing's going on
Lamer than the Pope
Climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like
Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the
Parents on a "Party of Five"
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere
Slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson
Bored like wood
Dick around like
Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Relax don't do it
When you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it
When you wanna cum
Relax don't do it
When you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it
When you wanna cum

Nowhere to go I can't wake up late
Just sit around and wait
For my Old Spice to activate
Stalemate jailbait in
"My So-Called Life" imprisonment
Amazing what a good breakfast
Pickles make isn't it?
I like to pretend
I'm speed reading
Never lose the sight of
The thrill of sneezing
Don't need a shower today
Just some Brut by Faberge
Smell the *** of my jeans clean
They'll do another day
And I recycle I
Sniff my own farts
I dial the wrong number
Hope a conversation starts
I mean I might as well
Be listenin' to Journey
Givin' myself a mullet
Hook the Flowbee to the Kirby
Make a prank call
Pretendin' I'm a mime
Get stuck in traffic
Just to pass the time
Sent a letter in the mail
In Braille to Johnny Quest
Send me back my Etch-A-Sketch

Must've blown a fuse
Nothing's going on
Lamer than the Pope
Climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like
Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the
Parents on a "Party of Five"
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere
Slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson
Bored like wood
Dick around like
Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Relax don't do it
When you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it
When you wanna cum
Relax don't do it
When you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it
When you wanna cum

I'm mighty tighty whitey
And I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum
I'm mighty tighty whitey
And I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum
I'm mighty tighty whitey
And I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum
I'm mighty tighty whitey
And I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum

Yo yo yo yo yo
What it is motherf***ers?
Aw sh*t, here comes Pac-Man
Hey Pac-Man, what's up?
Me you b****es
I'm high on crack
Wanna freebase?
No Pac-Man drugs are bad!
Nope can't help you man
Pussies whoa
Holy ****

Must've blown a fuse
Nothing's going on
Lamer than the Pope
Climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like
Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the
Parents on a "Party of Five"
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere
Slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson
Bored like wood
Dick around like
Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Relax don't do it
When you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it
When you wanna cum
Relax don't do it
When you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it
When you wanna cum

Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni